if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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