Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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