Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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