can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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