Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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