But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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