Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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