Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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