just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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