Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
id be glad to
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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