My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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