return my video game
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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