Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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