HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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