BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
did i just pee glitter
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