btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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