i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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