Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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