Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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