can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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