and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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