just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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