its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
