the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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