We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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