i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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