Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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