what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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