David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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