New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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