: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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