Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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