She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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