omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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