After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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