please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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