C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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