Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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