How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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