Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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