I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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