I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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