so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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