Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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