Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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