Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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