he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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