I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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