i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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