I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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